Candy is a tool of the devil. I am constantly tempted by it's chocolaty goodness. I try to refuse it's call... but fail. For, candy is very persistent. It surreptitiously tempts me with visions of yumminess. "Just one", it whispers, and eventually I relent. But, candy does not uphold it's end of the bargain. It is a liar and deceiver. After infiltrating my digestive track, it unleashes a barrage of mind altering chemicals, sabotaging any remaining willpower. I become helpless to prevent an onslaught of additional uneaten candies from subsequent consumption where they join the first in a celebration of successfully overcoming another weak-minded human individual.
From henceforth, I loathe candy. (Unless its dark chocolate)... And, I exercise really hard afterward.
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